ALL The Flowers Would have Extra Special Powers

In a world of my own this Monday trying to decide which pair of these Zinia Earrings by Roarke speak to me the most. Short answer is they all do. 

Beaded Flower Earrings - Roarke// Straw Clutch - Boho Hunter// Pink Vinyl Heels - Zara// Magenta Fringe Clutch - Binge Knitting// Satin Sandals - Zara

Q: What do I wear to a Blend Party? A: What is a Blend Party?

This weekend I'll be attending my first Blend Party. What in the fat hell is a Blend Party, you ask? Well, I'm not 100% sure - but as it has been explained to me, it is a genius idea derived from my amiga's mom's college hay days that entails creating a blended cocktail of sorts and presenting it to the pool party attendees with a themed song and dance. Contestants are judged on their song/outfit, drink and overall performance. Say it with me now: THIS. IS. SO. FUN!!!

With August lurking just around the corner, eager to penetrate our minds with that "it's fall, y'all" back-to-school headache (jk it's my favorite season but don't, like, force it on me in July ya know?!), it is our civic duty to make the most of what is left of Summer 2017. What better way to do that than by being a lil' hostess with the mostess and throwing a Blend Party of your own? Here are a few of my initial ideas I'm more than happy to give you to get your blend-head going since the song & dance I'm going with is - dare I say - too good to share (and would ruin the sorpresa):

  • Watermelon Margaritas presented to Bey's "Drunk in Love" (hellz yeah you've been drinking that watermelon, gurl)
  • Lemon Drops presented to Christina Milian's (remember her?) "Drop it Low" (lots of bend & snap material there)
  • Irish Car Bombs presented to any bagpiping tune your heart desires (add Doc Martens for bonus points)
  • Fireball shots presented to Pitbull's "Fireball" (da da da da da da)
  • Jungle Juice presented to Guns N' Roses "Welcome to the Jungle" (just try not to look like this when you crawl like the lioness we both know you are)

Lemon Earrings - Jennifer Louiselle// Lemon Swimsuit - R édition// Leopard Swimsuit - Swim Outlet// Tartan Swimsuit - Bang Bong Bing// Bagpipe Hat - Amazon// Red Ombre Wig - The Halloween Spot// Red Ombre Tassel Earrings - Etsy// Flame Heels - Prada (via 1st Dibs)

What If I Wore This to Work Today...

When I was in my second year of law school I participated in a national Moot Court competition in San Antonio, TX. After one of the first rounds had finished, my (all-female) team and I awaited feedback from the panel of judges only to learn that the only constructive criticism we would be receiving would be on our wardrobe. No word was spoken on the legal arguments we had prepared for and made, but much was said on the fact we were all wearing black suits that looked very serious and that it wouldn't hurt us to don some color. If I remember correctly, one fashion-forward thinking judge went so far as to remark: "I think even a pink suit would be appropriate, given the temperature outside." You don't say. 

I was so peeved that looking back, I'm not quite sure how I practiced enough self-restraint to keep from having a personal Cher Horowitz moment ("and in conclusion may I please remind you that it does not say 'colorful attire' on the competition score sheet"). Like seriously lady, do you think I would be rocking this Ann Taylor "powersuit" if this was some sort of style tournament (no offense to Ann)? Anyhoo, we left San Antonio with a trophy and on days like today, when I slip into the recurring "imagine if I wore this to work" daydream, my mind returns to that Moot Court competition and that judge and my recurring desire to ask "IS THIS BETTER?!". 

Jumpsuit - Rhode Resort// Rainbow Acrylic Clutch - Cult Gaia// Glitter Lightning Earrings - EachToOwn// Lilac Chain Necklace - Vanda Jacintho// Bouquet Delivery - House of Lilac// Eyelashes Canister - Jonathan Adler

Lola & Lina: For the Accessories-Loving Señorita

If you're as into fun costume jewelry as little old me is, do yourself a favor and start following @shoplolaandlina - the Fort-Worth based online shopping account that makes accessorizing personal, easy (free local delivery!), and extra colorful. By providing you with handpicked access to some of the best big-earring-names in the game (Mignonne Gavigan, Mercedes Salazar, Ranjana Khan, etc.) all under one digital roof, sisters-in-law Lauren Perkins and Carolyn Osborne are doing their part to up your bauble-tassels-clip-on game (and that's a competitive game, indeed). My earlobes are twitching with excitement just thinking about it. 

See something you likey? Send Lola & Lina an Instagram message and/or comment or shoot them an email (shop@lolaandlina.com) - first time customers get 10% off!

A Wimbledon Wardrobe

Let's start the week with an analogy: Venus Williams is to Ana Konjuh as Monday is to me. 

Grass Court Clutch - Kent Stetson// Clay Court Clutch - Kent Stetson// Tennis Ball Clutch - Kent Stetson// White Bib Top - Wiggy Kit// Beaded Earrings - Makua// Chain Necklace - Vanda Jacintho// Red Polka Dot Dress - Realisation PAR// Leather Loafers - Sabah